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THE SURE WAY TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
is
take it from your wallet,
fold it,
and put it back.
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A man left form work one Friday afternoon and boozed it up until Sunday night. At home he was then confronted by a very angry wife. After a tirade befitting his actions, she finally stopped the nagging and simply said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" His reply was, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. On Tuesday and Wednesday he did not see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. |
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William Bennett on the temporary After attending a wedding where the bride and groom said vows to "remain together as long as love shall last," Bennett sent them a wedding gift: Paper Plates. |
Ooops When someone says, "Its not the money its the principle." Its the money. |
The Laughing God
Q. When is it that God laughs? |
Knowing Her Name A fellow met Miss Right. It was like love at first sight. It was only after they married that he learned her first name: Always. |
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